In a desperate attempt to remind everyone her show is on tonight, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott got married this weekend on a private tropical island in Fiji. People reports:
The non-denominational ceremony was attended only by the bride and groom, both barefoot and wearing white.
"We didn't want to wait another day to get married," Spelling tells PEOPLE.
Adds her new husband, "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates."
They were so excited the ink was barely dry from their divorce papers. I wonder if they will work this into the So noTORIous script.