8. Oh, here, you wanna borrow our reading glasses?
9. Wasn't Kendall at Cannes, like, yesterday?
10. Does Kendall even sleep? This appearance schedule has Kris Jenner written all over it.
11. OK, WOW. Did that guy really just make a Solange joke? Too soon, man. Too soon.
12. How can Lorde possibly be this cool?
13. How can Lorde possibly be 17 years old?
14. Wait, Lorde, where did you get that outfit? It looks so familiar.