Posts for April 2005

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"You are gullible, America."

CNN reporter Bill Hemmer does not believe in Tomatie.

CNN reporter Bill Hemmer does not believe in Tomatie. He has a list of reasons for why this romance is a publicity stunt. Click here to see why the duo has America fooled.

Tom wants his big summer blockbuster to do well. However, bad press is beginning. NY Daily News is reporting that the staff of War of the Worlds is disappointed in the cheap gifts Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise gave as a Thank you. The crew received a coffee mug with the initials W.O.W. and a hat. Isn't that what Lindsay Lohan recently gave her staff? I never thought Lindsay would be on the same level as Tom and Spielberg, but I can understand why these crews are disappointed. Maybe this is why we are seeing Tom and Katie frolicking all over town?

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Britney's makeover

I guess the recent pics of Britney looking nasty made her realize it was time for a change.

I guess the recent pics of Britney looking nasty made her realize it was time for a change. So she let the world know she was highlighing her hair while holding puppy bit bit. Stay tuned for the final outcome.

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J.lo's Big Night

First she went to Leno and laughed it up with Jay and Kevin.

First she went to Leno and laughed it up with Jay and Kevin. Then she was off to the premiere of Monster-In-Law. She looked good on Leno, but I'm not sure what the hell J.Lo is wearing to the premiere - it looks like a silver curtain. And Mark, well he just does absolutely nothing for me. He is greasy and that facial hair is so 90's.

Her supporters, I mean PETA Protestors, came out to cause a raucous on the red carpet. I have not heard of any clothes being ruined but I'll keep you posted.

Other guests included the cast and Alyssa Milano, Ian Ziering, Carson Kressley, Jai Rodriguez (from Queer Eye), and Bradley Cooper. Yeah, not so A-list, but still a good crowd.

The saddest part about viewing the pictures of the various celebs was the surprisingly unkept vision of Randy Quaid. I think it's time for an intervention Randy. We loved you in the Vacation movies - what happened?

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Poor Chris Klein

First his super cute ex turns up all over the world with the one of Hollywood’s leading men, and now he pleads guilty to his DUI.

First his super cute ex turns up all over the world with the one of Hollywood’s leading men, and now he pleads guilty to his DUI. Chris was fined $1,800 and ordered to 150 hours of community service. Sorry man.

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Did I mention I am sick of Her

I don't know why I even bother to write about her but she is everywhere so it’s hard to get away from venting my frustrations.

I don't know why I even bother to write about her but she is everywhere so it’s hard to get away from venting my frustrations. Teri Hatcher was on Letterman last night and every time I hear her speak she makes herself sound more desperate. No wonder she is so good at her job, she is the most insecure actress on TV. Dave was telling her how wonderful she was and what an exciting life she has just to cheer her up.

NY Daily News reports that Teri was out Thursday night with a younger man who had his "hair in a ponytail and tattoos all over. Wearing a white wife-beater [never a good sign!] and jeans." I would have liked her dating the "Lost" producer more than some tough guy. She's no Sandra Bullock - she can't pull that off.

Here she is as part of a panel at the Tribeca Film Festival which I don't get since she is a TV actress and being in a Bond movie almost 10 years ago should not give you the right to be on movie panels.

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Matt Damon Engaged?

Us Weekly reports that Matt Damon and Luciana Barrosa are engaged but I'm not sure this is 100% true.

Us Weekly reports that Matt Damon and Luciana Barrosa are engaged but I'm not sure this is 100% true. While it would make sense that they may make their way to the alter soon, the little paragraph in the bottom corner of the page was such a small blurb in the magazine and the "source close to Damon" could be anyone so I'm thinking they really don’t have a story here.

It would be cute if the 2 boys from Boston who got their Oscars together also got married together. The truth is I'm just in denial that he's in love because I don't want him off the market yet.

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Nick and Jess Visit the Troops

They went to Iraq to entertain the Troops and Jessica changed her outfit 100 times.

They went to Iraq to entertain the Troops and Jessica changed her outfit 100 times. She sure looks cute with Nick in the army gear. This trip is being turned into some TV special so expect to see it during sweeps. Enjoy the pics.

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She's a Virgin? I guess I would believe that.

Hello Magazine is reporting that Tom and Katie's trip has been very romantic including, a "flower-filled hotel suite, expensive trinkets scattered here and there, Armani gowns delivered to the door."

Hello Magazine is reporting that Tom and Katie's trip has been very romantic including, a "flower-filled hotel suite, expensive trinkets scattered here and there, Armani gowns delivered to the door." Sounds like a girls dream come true.

There are also crazy reports that Ms Holmes is still a virgin. No wonder there are rumors that her ex-fiance is gay - how could he have held out for over 5 years? Also, I think it is wrong for a man of 42 to be sleeping with virgins. Anyway, here are more pics of the Italian love trip for you to enjoy.

You can also go to Pink is the New Blog for more pics. It all just seems so rehearsed in the photos.