I am off to far away lands. Hopefully nothing huge - like an official pregnancy announcement - will happen while I am on the plane. Please Demi, just wait until I can get back online to post before announcing.

Thanks for your patience - sorry to say that I won't be able to do TV reviews this rest of this week.

I love it!

Defamer reports the Chris Klein was arrested 2 months ago and no one seemed to notice.

Is this one of the reasons him and Katie Holmes called off their engagement?

Smoking Gun has the details of his drunk driving arrest.

While Alba gets blonder and shorter. These celebs love to change their image. At the Nautica/Details party the ladies debuted their new looks. I think Paris has a wig on since there is no way that her hair got that longover night - besides she loves to play around.

Alba probably did so much damage to her hair recently with the blonder and blonder image and extensions - this look for her is just to get her locks back to normal. Either way she looks great.

New Desperate Housewife
NY Post reports that the Desperate Housewives are getting a new neighbor. And she's black. Wow finally some diversity on Wisteria Lane. Welcome Alfre Woodard.

Variety reports that Mark Wahlberg is in negotiations with Disney to star in a Rudy like football movie.

What's with these actors who have kids and then decide they need to do family friendly movies? Or maybe he saw how shockingly successful Vin Deisel's The Pacifier has been.

I'm happy to hear Mark's still getting offered roles, but he was Dirk Diggler - can he really be the next Rudy? I don't really care as long as he has his shirt off.

Pilot News
The WB has signed Melanie Griffith in a new show about twin sisters. She will play the twins mom. Has Melanie given up on trying to get Oscar roles?

This week there was no elimination! They tricked us - it is a tight race that did not even end with a pit stop. For being one of my favorite shows, this week was not super exciting but still had its share of moments.

Rob and Amber were creating an alliance with Ron and Kelly and trying to screw the other contestants at the travel agent - and then he did this little lame dance. Oh Rob I hope you get yours. The other teams started to form an alliance as well. Lots of friends being made this week.

My favorite team, Lynn and Alex, quotes this week:
"I think this race is bringing Alex and I closer together.... We’re always shocked as how good we can do as a couple...
We are so amazing"
"This is like a total Jane Fonda workout - step aerobics"

Meredith and Gretchen are looking beat up and in trouble. Wonder if they will make it another week. Until then.....

Last nights performances were much more entertaining than last week's show tunes. The contestants sang songs from the year they were born and some of them were born in the 80's - those youngins.

I think the bottom three tonight will be Scott, Nadia and Anwar or Anthony. Scott should be voted off for his past few weeks of pitchy songs - especially when he starts each song. He can finish strong, but it takes a little while to get there.

Even though Simon was not a fan of Carrie last night, I think she looked hot and will avoid the bottom three since she can sing anything. Constantine was once again impressive and keeps getting better each week. He really knows how to choose the right song and last night's Bohemian Rhapsody was a winner - the audience will love that choice. Also Vonzell was most improved now that Nikko is gone.

Tonight's result episode is an hour long at 9pm. They love to stretch this show out as long as possible.