I disagree
with Turn Off Your TV week which started yesterday and ends May 1st. Did this non-profit who wants us to hang out with family and bond not read the NY Times article this weekend about TV making us smarter? Either way, if for some reason you choose to participate, at least it is the week before May sweeps.

PETA after Kelly Osbourne
for dying her dog pink. What an idiot.

This is just gross
You can buy Britney's positive pregnancy test that she peed on. Yuck.

I heard Tara Reid's publicist is away. I sure hope she is enjoying her vacation because she is not going to be happy when she gets home to all the parting pics of her client. Really, she just asks for it.

But this time it will be Mr. George Lucas himself on The O.C. Defamer reports via AP that this event will take place on May 12th - yes during sweeps and very close to the movie's opening date. Apparently they will make the story line to have something to do with Seth Cohen's graphic novel. No wonder men love this show also!!!!

In other Star Wars news, click here to watch a bootlegged 7 minutes of the movie.

Matt Drudge is exposing a story that FOX is warning ABC that legal action may take place over their May 4th Primetime Live special which claims to uncover the real nonsense going on on American Idol.

Click here to read more of what Drudge has uncovered. I just loved this photo so much I had to post it.

She is in Arizona hanging with her man. He is drinking, smoking, golfing and buying teddy bears for the babies.

Britney was seen out shopping with a girlfriend and she looks ridiculous. She will definitely be featured in the “What was she thinking� section this weekend. I understand she's pregnant and probably just does not care, but the Uggs with some short ugly strapless dress - I don't get it. Just yuck.

I love Pink is the new Blog and Trent writes excellent captions. This one of Mary Kate was so fabulous so I am sharing it here - click on the link to see more.

Paris Hilton is promoting House of Wax with T-Shirts available at Kitson. In other wax news, Page Six reports that Madame Tussaud's famous Wax Museum will create a Paris dummy to promote the movie.

Wow. Now she really is a big star. She'll be among Michael, Brad, The Royal family and more. How did Paris become such a popular celebrity? It really amazes me. Anyway, if you are interested in seeing Paris as a wax dummy, then head to NYC’s Time Square on May 1st.

Obviously those folks at Jergens know how to get press. So many fabulous magazines profiled the new slow self-tanner/moisturizer that we all wanted to go out and get some. Cargo wrote about it in May's issue so if it's good enough for men as well as women, than you know you got to get your hands on it. Cargo said the product is natural and "just enough to make it look as if you eat lunch outside."

Those editors must all look fabulous. Come on Jergens, you need to be able to supply both the editors and the consumers. Jergens even has a waitlist on their website to find out when more will be in stock.

No joke, I have tried 3 countries, 4 cities and over a dozen stores and no luck. Anyone else know where I can get my hands on this stuff?