What's stupider than a race across the country? How about a race across Europe where everyone is wasted on drinks and drugs. Page Six reports that the wonderful American celebs included in this years Gumball 3000 race are Johnny Knoxville, Jodie Kidd, Quentin Tarantino and Daryl Hannah. Last year Adrien Brody won the race that includes "take over certain clubs to party all night, and speed and coke are taken openly. Then everyone gets up three hours later and drives across Europe at 150 mph."

The race begins today in London and finishes in Monaco on Friday after stops in Brussels, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Dubrovnik, Sicily, Rome and Florence. Here are some pics including Daryl Hannah at the start of the race. You've officially been warned to stay off the roads in Europe.

3 am girls reported that Paris was living it up on Cannes. She was supposedly drinking for nine hours – it started on some yacht and then ending up at Eden Roc where they politely told her the bar was closed at 2 am but Paris disagreed.

She then went into the Men’s bathroom by mistake and as reported, "Paris and her friends were in a state of undress in the bathroom when a male guest walked in." When she realised her mistake Paris shrieked: "But the sign doesn't look like a man!" then legged it to the ladies. After sharing a cubicle with her pal she started wiping herself with paper towels, wailing, "Look! I've got vodka and tequila all over my dress and my skin!" Then we're told: "When she went back to the bar she had a £250 bottle of gin waiting, which her party wasted no time getting stuck into."

I love it. She is trashed at one of the nicest hotels in France and stripping in the men's room to clean herself up from her liquored evening. I’ve got to hand it to her though - she still looked fabulous at her photo shoot the next day.

Also I just found this photo of her racy Carl’s Jr. ad that has been reportedly too sexy to air. I think they are going to have to do some airbrushing to cover her up below the waste a little.

Comedy Central is Crushed
They can't believe their biggest star has fled the country and is totally MIA. Dave Chappelle's mysterious disappearance left them in a bind - for now they are planning the upcoming year without their star player.

Here is Lindsay at Coffee Bean eating cake and enjoying her ice blended with whipped cream. I'm not sure if she ate outside just to get the photo opp to prove to us all that she does eat, but at least there is some evidence that Lindsay was chewing and drinking. Good girl.

Update: More attempts to prove Lindsay eats - here she is at the Ivy. Hmm, is this calculated in response to all the recent skinny stories?