Jennifer will not be happy that these outtakes from W Magazine that are making the rounds. Brad and Angie are really in character during this photo shoot. He really does have a "sensitivity chip missing" but I would agree that these images are great art.

In other Brad and Jen news, the National Enquirer is reporting that Brad is getting advice from Jen. I find this hard to believe but it has to do with Angelina's demands and master plans for their future scaring Brad away. He just did now know what he was getting into - or what he was giving up... talk about a mid-life crises.

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CBGB Saved!
A judged ruled in the landmark concert venue can't be evicted! Go CBGB!

Joe Simpson is a Terrible Pimp
Page Six is reporting he pimped out Jessica for real cheap. The recent OK Magazine deal only cost them $200,000 for their premiere cover girl which also includes additional covers and an appearance at the launch party. Oh Joe you could have done much better then that.

Jose Canseco has no balls
No really, the steroids shrunk them so much his wife says they were virtually "non-existent." I bet he wasn't expecting her to tell-all.

Matt LeBlanc and the Stripper
He comes clean about his recent ALMOST affair with a stripper while he was really drunk. Life for Joey is not going so well post Friends.

Thursday:

• Bravo has a new Being Bobby Brown. I can't wait! Hell to the Yeah!
• ABC has a new Hooking Up
• FOX has 2 repeats of That 70s Show and then a repeat of The O.C.
• CBS has an all new Big Brother 6
• NBC has all repeats

Simpson's Plus Size Fashions
Even though she is getting small and smaller, Jessica wants to appeal to everyone so she is developing a line of plus size clothes. Her empire is growing rapidly.

Courtney Love seemed to have failed a drug test when she recently fainted and visited the hospital's ER. She declared she was sober a year at the recent Pam Anderson Roast but it looks like the police may take action. She is under probation and could lose her daughter if she does not get off the junk.

People reports, "Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Rand Rubin issued a bench warrant for the troubled rocker on Wednesday, ordering her to return to court Aug. 19 for a review of her rehab reports."

Maybe it's because Courtney started hanging out with skinny nasty Kimberly Stewart. I don't know who looks worse, but Courtney does not do herself any good standing next to the skinniest girl in the room. Look at Kim's arms - they are scary thin.

For more evidence that Courtney is not sober, check out these pics.

She just seems to go from one vacation to the next and then includes a club somewhere in between.

I hate when I am shopping at Valentino for nothing in particular and a huge crowd of fans and tons of cameras are waiting outside. It's so hard to even get in my Range Rover with my new bling rims that my hubby bought me for my 25th birthday. Jewelry for my car - what could be a better gift than that. There were so many people that cops had to clear the way for me to drive off into the sunset.

Seriously, sometimes I wonder how Jessica does it?

Source: Celeb Web