This month's Vanity Fair features more than just LL. Look out for new ads featuring Angelina Jolie for St John, Selma Blair for Chanel Eyewear, and Gisele for LV. Also a big congrats to the Gawker Media folks for their nice spread in the Spotlight section. And now what you all have been waiting for, the LL VF best quotes round-up. Here they are in no particular order:

• "I ran into this antiques store that's called Hideaway House Antiques - I mean, the irony of that is just creepy and weird. (The paparazzi) ran down, and I saw them out the window, and I ran into the corner and sat down on this old chair, and I look down and there's blood specks all over the chair!...I looked at my assistant. I said, 'Buy this chair. It's not getting sold on eBay!"
• "For my (19th) birthday, I flew to L.A. for the weekend and just sat in a little restaurant with my friends and just, like, had dinner, went back to my friend's house and didn't do anything. That's how much I've changed. When I was 18, I had a party at Avalon with an 'I'm a Slave 4 You' theme."
• "I still have this BMW 745 that's, like, white rims, blackened-out windows, so flashy. All I want to do is get rid of the car and get a Jeep."
• "Going through shit makes me that much stronger...And doing great things makes me want to do even better things. I want to do things that make me feel good, and work with charities and see the positive side of things. With the position that I've kind of come into I'm in a place where I can really make an impact on people and really help girls that are, you know, people with anorexia, people that aren't in good relationships with their lovers... people that don't get along with their parents. I can change that a little bit.
• "Don't ever say this to me, 'Are you O.K.?' It's like Yeah, motherfucker, I'm fine."

To read more of her fabulous quotes on guys, drugs, and illnesses, read more

Jon Stewart!!! The LA Times reports:

The long search for an Oscar host is over, with an official announcement from the academy expected to come early Thursday morning.

For the moment no one at AMPAS or involved with the production will confirm it, but word is that the job of hosting the 78th Academy Awards will go to Jon Stewart, the Emmy-winning writer-host of "The Daily Show" and a past host of the Grammy Awards in 2001 and 2002.

For the past couple months, Oscar producer Gil Cates' search for an emcee has sometimes seemed to belong under the "Daily Show"-style heading "Indecision 2005." Last year's host, Chris Rock, was not asked back; eight-time host Billy Crystal said he declined an invitation because of his busy schedule. Published reports claimed that negotiations were underway with Whoopi Goldberg and Steve Martin, though those were never confirmed.

We hope it's true so stay tuned for more official announcements this week. UPDATE _ IT'S TRUE!!!

Guess who was getting sexy with her man in Miami.

To see who this young sexy starlet is and watch her put on lotion and look hot in her very hot yet super tan-line unfriendly bathing suit, read more

Halle Berry is the latest celeb to support Versace following Demi and Madonna. Donatella Versace said this about her latest model:

"I have always chosen inspirational women to represent Versace,... Halle represents everything that is great about this collection – someone who loves colour, has a real sensuality, who is strong yet feminine and who is a real woman who has lived. For me she is easier to relate to and more relevant than a model and of course she looks simply beautiful in the clothes. Furthermore I have known Halle for many years and have always admired her determination and her professionalism. Our campaign was photographed during the shooting of X Men 3 and as she only had one day off in which to complete it, she worked tirelessly from 5am to 1am the following morning – 20 hours straight – without batting an eyelid."

I can't wait to see the other ads.

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Just in time for Lindsay Lohan's Vanity Fair issue to his newsstands, the girl creates headlines by going into the hospital. Now pics are hitting the web and guess what? LL may be pregnant. We bet she's not, or at-least she probably took care of the matter while in the hospital for an "asthma" attack, but Best Week Ever scored some pics of LL getting a special delivery in the hospital. You can go here to see them. Best Week Ever reports:

EXCLUSIVE: Pregnancy Test and overnight bags delivered to Lindsay Lohan in hospital.

A friend of Lindsay Lohan returns to Mount Sinai Medical Center with some shopping including a Pregnancy Test. The woman left the hospital in the early hours of Wednesday with Lindsay Lohan's limo driver. She returned to the Emergency Department at 1:30 am with several overnight bags and food shopping including a Pregnancy test, Playing cards, mouthwash, Coke, and a box of Cocoa Puffs. The friend declined to comment on Lindsay's condition.

The thing that confuses me the most is that if she is in a hospital isn't it pretty easy for them to do a pregnancy test there. Why would she need someone to pick up a test at a drug store for her to take. It just doesn't add up. Anyway, I am going to go get my VF issue now so check back for my favorite quotes and in the meantime, here's a better look at the cover.

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We heard rumors that Matthew McConaughey broke his collar bone but we were suspicious that no one was really reporting about it. Turns out it was totally false. He has laughed off those reports and clearly by the looks of him at the UT game, he still in perfect shape.

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Ocean 13 in the works
Oceans 11 was much better than the sequel, but that is not stopping us from seeing the fabulous gang in a third one so let's hope this script gets approved.

• Brad Pitt is an easy rider - Just Jared
• Scarlett Johansson is not a Muse'd - Egotastic
• The Fugees vs. Black Eyed Peas - Hollywood Tuna
• Angelina moves in to Brad's place - IDLYITW
• An MTV Reality Show, Or Gay Porn? - A Socialite's Life
• Posh Spice Ready To Blow Away - Hollywood Rag
• Star and Al should get their own beach - The Bastardly
• As requested - MK and Kate Hudson are twins - D Listed

People reports that Denise is moving forward with divorce proceedings. Although the couple seemed to be headed for a reconciliation, apparently it is not going to happen. People reports:

The topsy-turvy relationship of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards appears to be back off, as her rep tells PEOPLE: "Denise is moving forward with divorce proceedings."

On Wednesday, lawyers for both Sheen and Richards asked that the case be removed from Los Angeles County Superior Court and handed over to a private arbiter, retired commissioner Jill Robbins.

A source close to the couple tells PEOPLE: "I don't think this relationship (between Richards and Sheen) is going to work.

So sad. We wanted this one to work out. They were trying hard by taking vacations as a family and Charlie even spoiled her with a new diamond ring, but it seems the underlying issues are still prevalent. In the meantime, Denise will hang out with this super cute lovable pooch.

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Besides getting his body back into shape, Matthew Perry is moving. He recently sold his place and bought Elton John's Beverly Hills condo for $4.5 million. People reports he sold his home for a $2.9 million profit. Looks like 2006 could be a good year for Mr Perry. Next up, maybe something serious with Gilmore mom, Lauren Graham?

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