Sharon Osbourne must have something new to promote. The MTV reality star went on Howard Stern to talk trash about Madonna and her recent adoption. In fact, she compares Madge's adoption to purchasing a new LV purse. Wow. We think Sharon can be a riot but sometimes she just wants to cause controversy to promote her book. Here's what Sharon had to say about Madonna & David:

“Please give me a break, it is like getting a Louis Vuitton handbag.

It is a crock of s**t. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut.

If the kid is sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do, he can’t read or write.

She should have left him in his own culture, that is what I say.

Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic.

She bought a baby for God’s sake.”

Mischa & Cisco stocked up on DVDs at Tower Records. She clearly was not interested in the new releases. Instead, Mischa was checking out a bunch of political films with titles like Hiroshima, Mandela and Presidential Bloopers. Who knew Mischa was such an intellectual? Maybe it had something to do with the November elections coming up. However, it's kinda nice to see that Mischa is aware that there is life beyond The O.C.

For more of Mischa's movie picks and pics just read more

Carmen Electra launched her own prepaid MasterCard at the Red Pearl Kitchen in Hollywood the other night. When you sign up for the prepaid Carmen Card you could win a shopping spree with the fashionista. Carmen on the other hand will never have to show ID when she uses her card. Who cares about the card? Now we are just wondering if she got paid $50,000 to show up at this event.

I'm glad Carmen got rid of her chestnut brown do. The highlights suit her much better. For more pics of her new hair and her new card just read more

Heidi Klum had lunch with pro-snowboarder Shaun White AKA "Flying Tomato" at Orso in LA on Wednesday. I know - we don't get it either. What could these two be doing together? It must be a business lunch, but about what? It's not like she's looking for snowboarding lessons anytime soon, she's about to have a baby. Perhaps he will judge a Project Runway episode where the contestants have to come up with some chic snowboard outfit. That would be hot.

Looks like Heidi also has a huge basket of goodies. What more could a very pregnant woman want. More pics so just read more

• CBS is new with Ghost Whisperer, Close to Home and NUMB3RS
• ABC is new with It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and Men in Trees
• NBC is new 1 vs. 100, Las Vegas and Law & Order
• FOX is new with Vanished and Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy
• TLC is new with What Not to Wear
• Late night highlights include Ashton Kutcher on a repeat of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on NBC

Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt may not have worked out as a couple, but they are obviously still on great terms. After seeing a Cinema Society screening of Brad's upcoming film, Babel on Tuesday, Gwyneth had nothing but rave reviews for her ex. R&M reports:

"It's the best performance Brad's ever given," the Oscar winner told us, predicting Pitt could get an Oscar of his own. The movie, which spins around a Moroccan boy's tragic blunder, "makes you want to take good care of your children," added Paltrow, who skipped the SoHo Grand party to head home to little Apple and Moses.

Isn't it sweet when we can all get along? We can't wait to see Brad's performance now.

Nicole has checked herself into rehab, but is making it crystal clear that it is not for an eating disorder. She lashed out at the press for falsely reporting that she had checked herself in a few weeks ago, but is now seeking help "to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she's not been putting on any weight." E! Online reports:

The 25-year-old reality TV star has checked herself into an undisclosed private facility, her publicist exclusively tells E! News, "to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she's not been putting on any weight."

"She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition," says the rep. "It is important to Nicole that she achieve this goal in a healthy way, [but] this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

Turns out this rehab stint will delay the new season of The Simple Life where Paris and Nicole are actually friends. What we don't understand is why Nicole needs to insist on not having an eating disorder. Everyone and their mother has watched her waste away this past year. We hope the center can help Nicole pack on the pounds and get healthy again. Maybe this is why she was hanging out with her ex and still good friend, DJ AM. Good luck girl!

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Angelina and Brad may be the next celebs to adopt a child from overseas... again. Apparently this one is coming from India and they are hoping they'll be able to bring their new addition home by Christmas. And Brad and Angelina may be having a battle of the sexes. Here's more:

"Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can't guarantee she won't fall in love with a little girl."

The source told US magazine Globe: "Whichever they end up with, they'd like to name the child India to honour its homeland." The pair are rumoured to have visited the Priva Darshini orphanage in the last month.

She and actor Brad Pitt, 42, had a daughter together, baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, in May 2006. Angelina, 31, has declared that she'd like kiddies from all over the world. She has said: "I want to create a rainbow family. That's children of different religions and cultures from different countries." "I believe I'm meant to find my children in the world and not necessarily have them genetically."

It's great that they want to help all these kids and have a great family but isn't one kid a year enough?

Jared Leto lived up to his creepy rocker alter-ego Wednesday night at the MtvU Woodie awards. Rumors have been flying that Jared started a fight with Elijah Wood and freaked out on Scott from Stereogum as well. We don't know why Jared went off on Elijah (maybe he stole Jared's eyeliner), but he was evidently being friendly with Stereogum until he realized he was a blogger. Here's the rundown of what happened:

• After spotting Jared in the VIP section last night, Stereogum grabs some footage of himself boldly inquiring about Leto’s stated hatred of blogs.
• Jared, perhaps having made the realization he’s actually among the blog scum he so loathes, firmly grabs Stereogum’s arm and begins loudly expressing his displeasure with the question.
• Sensing that the eyeliner-wearing rock goddess might be in danger, a nearby security monkey grabs Stereogum, erases all the data in his camera, and forcibly removes him from the entire venue, severly injuring his left ring finger - his BLOGGING FINGER - in the process.

Rock star fame does strange things to people. We suggest that Jared learn to embrace us bloggers since we are not going anywhere. Besides, we used to be a big fan of hot Jared and you all know we are one for huge comebacks.