So many fabulous entertainment options this weekend but the big night is definitely Sunday. Until then, the latest romantic comedy starring SJP and sexy man MM opens this weekend. Here they are at the premiere of Failure To Launch.

As for Sunday Night TV you better plan ahead. Along with new episodes of Desperate Housewives and the even better Grey's Anatomy, the long awaited return of The Sopranos finally comes to an end. Following Bada Bing will be Big Love which is bound to blow us away. Click here to watch the preview of this new show that is pissing off the folks in Utah.

Bill Paxton and his three wives (Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloë Sevigny, & Ginnifer Goodwin) have been appearing on the talk shows and check out Best Week Ever to see why Bill will now never appear on The View again. Turns out asking Chloe questions about her infamous scene in the Brown Bunny made him super angry. Watch the shocking View clip here. I can't wait to check this show out!

Sunday:

• HBO premieres The Sopranos and Big Love
• ABC has all new episodes of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives, and Grey's Anatomy
• CBS has a new Cold Case and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• FOX has an all new The Simpsons, The War at Home, Family Guy and Free Ride
• NBC has all new episodes of The West Wing, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and Crossing Jordan
• WB has 2 repeats of Charmed

• NBC has an all new SNL with Matt Dillon and Arctic Monkey

Janet is definitely slimming down but today's outfit still show's off her badunkadunk.

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Defamer received this fabulously detailed email from one of the staff working the event. Take it for what's it's worth but I loved reading every word. Here are a few of the highlights:

• Jennifer Aniston was one of the first to arrive, sans Vince Vaughn - I think she's just as beautiful off screen as she is on. Her short little gay friend made me offer her a tuna tartar because he said she was "stah-ving" but she refused. Looking back at her 2 minutes later, I see her wolfing down 2 slices of pizza... Go figure...
• Reese Witherspoon is so damn cute - I actually caught her sticking her tongue out at her husband - another cutie, Ryan Philippe, who returned the gesture (so much for those stupid Life & Style rumors)
• John Travolta's hair was absolutely horrendous - I seriously think it might have been painted on
• Madonna, looked a little bored throughout the night - kept looking around to see what else was going on - a lot shorter than I expected too
• Russell Simmons and his wife were witnessed in an all-out screaming match with one another

Click here to read the entire juicy report.

Trying to be different is one thing but every week it seems like this magazine has a cover with depressing news. They tried to break news about Tom and Katie and now they are reporting that Reese and Ryan are in trouble. Oh please. Just because three years ago on the Oscars he made a joke about her making more money and then it came out that they went to therapy does not mean they are splitting. Talk about trying bring people down when they just had one of the best weeks of their lives. I call BS.

• Mark your calendars - Are Brad and Angie getting married March 18th? - Best Week Ever
• More of LL and Sexy Salma getting it on - cityrag
• Christina is not dropping her sexy image - IDLYITW
• Avril Lavigne Goes From Hot to Sexy - Hollywood Tuna
• Nicole and Teddy do The Simple Life - Hollywood Rag
• Is Sienna headed for a meltdown? - Egotastic
• Tom asks Nicole to postpone her wedding - A Socialite's Life
• Lisa Marie Pregnant? - D Listed
• This movie "A Scanner Darkly" looks insanely hot and of course I can't wait for Winona Ryder's comeback - popbytes
• The adorable yet slightly disturbing celebrity Mini-Mes - Just Jared

Another day, another Britney bump story. Here's part 2 of Britney's Hawaii pics today. As for the bump story, The Sun is reporting:

A source close to the singer said last night: “Britney is being really secretive, but she’s excited that Sean will have a little playmate soon.�

The couple have had a series of bust-ups, but are said to be excited about the new baby.

Last night Britney’s spokesman said: “As far as I am aware, she is not pregnant.�

Poor girl can't even take a vacation without being harassed by paparazzi. It must be hard to try to keep smiling when you just want to relax.

Lots more pics of Britney and her funny faces, tummy shots and to see what Kevin was up to read more

Bring in the extra bodyguards. Apparently the couple have been warned that their neighborhood has been targeted by pesky burglars. I thought they lived in Brentwood which was supposed to be safe enough for Ben to drive his Betley. Here's more:

BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER's wedded bliss has been wrecked by a gang of burglars who have turned their Los Angeles neighbourhood into a crime zone. Police have warned the couple and their neighbours to make sure their doors and windows are locked at all times and to try to make sure that someone is at home all day, every day. A police spokesman says, "We've got a roving gang of burglars up on this hill and they're hitting this neighbourhood like crazy. "The neighbours have been made aware of the situation, and they're taking extra precautions."

Let's hope someone was staying with Jennifer and Violet when Ben was with Matt in Miami. We'd hate for anything scary to go down, even if Jen can probably kick their ass.

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Joey almost cancelled?
Poor Matt LeBlanc's Joey is being pulled from NBC's line up again. Doesn't look good for Matty.