Never one to lay low, Lindsay was seen the other day at The Ivy with the most obnoxiously large LV bag ever made. She must be hiding her alcohol in there since the under 21 year old was just busted for DUI early Saturday morning. X17 first reported the news and includes a time line of her partying throughout the evening. The night ended in a car accident at 5:30 am. AP reports:

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.

"She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries," Foxen said.

No one else was hurt and no other cars were involved, Foxen said. He did not have other details.

Clearly rehab and AA is not working for this starlet and it's only a matter of time before she self destructs. It's a shame her friends and family can't help her realize how sick she is. Hopefully she will be joining Paris in jail so these young starlets can learn that drinking and driving is not a joke.

UPDATE - To no surprise, LL was caught with "a usable amount of cocaine." I bet her mother Dina will be proud.

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As we mentioned with the photocall pics, it's so great to see Joaquin Phoenix with a smile on his face. He just lights up! Very cute, a far cry from his Walk the Line brooding. As for Eva, she glows no matter what she's wearing, but she looked especially stunning at the premiere of their movie, We Own the Night. When asked about filming her very first on screen sex scene with one Mr. Phoenix, Eva had this to say:

"I wasn't comfortable at all. They were very sweet and they poured me a vodka and orange juice and then I was fine. I'm very professional and I don't usually drink on the job but that morning I had a little vodka and OJ."...Asked if it helped to think it was her character and not her up there, Mendes said: "My boob is still my boob." She paused, then added: "Wow, that sounded really stupid."

First sex scene ever alongside Joaquin? Not a bad gig. Unfortunately Cannes is winding down, but hopefully there will be at least one more big party to bring all these beautiful folks together. Or at the very least a little more Joaquin? Is that too much to ask?

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Jessica is back in LA and working on getting in shape for her latest film. Expect to see her Duke's body back soon. Too bad it's not enough to get a certain a-list actor's attention. Rumor is she set her sights on Leonardo DiCaprio at a yacht party while at Cannes. The admiration, however, was not mutual. She "spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy," Page Six reports, "He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her." This story just sounds so hilarious to me. Oh well. Poor Jess. Looks like she'll have to hope things with her and John work out again.

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Lucky user lulu126 caught up with Petra Nemcova while working at a show last year. We're sure these three beautiful ladies had lots to talk about! To read the whole story just click here.

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In case you missed it, we got an extra A-List special dose of Manjoyment this week in the form of our Ocean's 13 boys descending on Cannes. They came. They partied. They gave. They kissed for charity. They premiered. They after partied. And one golden couple in particular couldn't keep their paws off each other on the way back to the hotel. There were lots of other movies at Cannes too, but for better or worse Clooney and his band of fools stole the show. Here's what else:

• Buzz named this year's Top 10 Boys Of Summer. Brilliant
• Nicole may or may not have been in rehab last week, but we do know that she was out around LA by Wednesday. It's a mystery!
• We laughed at Matthew's completely ridiculous looking new movie. Then we had some fun Captioning It, Sugars!
• Lindsay got a sponsor, talked about her new album, and showed us her stripper skills. Yup, just a normal week on that front.
• Best news ever: Mary-Kate joined the cast of Weeds
• Jordin won American Idol! If only anyone with TiVo had actually been able to see it...
• Angelina premiered her Mighty Heart, opened up to Ann Curry, wore color!
• Jessica maybe got back together with John. Then he did stand-up (not very well). And she got all deep (not very well).
• The Pirates boys went to Japan. Obviously, we followed
• Britney took her show to Miami and her babies out boating
• Rosie peaced out of The View forever, just like you wanted
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