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A Definitive Ranking of the Best Butts on Game of Thrones

Feb 21 2017 - 9:10am

We've been through a lot with Game of Thrones [1]. So much, in fact, that we're pretty much irrevocably scarred for life [2] because of all the damage it's done. It's so easy to forget, though, that we've had lots of good times too. We've already ranked the hottest guys on Game of Thrones [3], but there's one important thing we need to rank: all those butts. With excitement for season seven [4] heating up, we're remembering all the bare bottoms on the show. Keep reading for the hottest booties in Westeros.


If you ask us, Selyse Baratheon's face says it all. She's married to Stannis, and she's still like, "Damn."


Yes, these two are the worst, but there must be something to being the worst that also gives you a really good butt.

Jon Snow

Honestly, we were going to give Jon Snow a higher rank, until we found out he used a butt double [5]. For shame, Jon Snow. For shame.


You can't survive beyond the wall without having some wonderful assets to back you up, you feel?

Jaime Lannister

Even underneath all that dirt, you can certainly tell Jaime Lannister has one fine behind.

Daenerys Targaryen

Mother of Dragons. Mother of Butts.

Ramsay Bolton

Let's lay it out here. Ramsay has a really nice booty, but we're docking points for his overall awful personality, his maniacal tendencies, and that awful Sansa rape scene [6].


One of the best butts in Westeros belongs to Olyvar. He's the squire for Loras Tyrell to start (and he later incriminates him), and he also offers his services to Oberyn. We're on board every time.

Khal Drogo

C'mon, if you're going to be a fearsome, totally ripped Dothraki warrior, you're obviously going to have a nice butt to go with it. And Khal Drogo certainly didn't let us down.

Talisa Stark

There's a reason Robb Stark reneged on his arranged marriage. It's this butt. This butt is the reason.

Brienne of Tarth

Dang, girl! Who would have known there was a sweet booty underneath all that armor? Even Jaime Lannister can't make sense of what he's seeing.

Robb Stark

We've got double the butts here, but you barely even notice Talisa's in the presence of Robb Stark's. This one is almost as good as it gets. Almost.

Daario Naharis

As if anyone else was going to be number one. We'd look at Daario's butt any way at any time, for any reason. Here's hoping we get much more Daario booty in the seasons to come.

Oh, what's that you say? One more Daario butt for the road? You're in luck.

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