This week's episode of Parks and Recreation contains one of Tom Haverford's greatest moments on the show ever. After Leslie reluctantly asks him out on a date to see if they have chemistry, he goes through a thorough explanation of the slang words he has for his favorite foods. Sample: sandwiches are "sandoozles" and cakes are "big 'ol cookies." The real joy, though, are the expressions and earnestness that Aziz Ansari uses to describe his word choices.
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