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31 American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life

Dec 28 2014 - 2:00am

American Horror Story: Freak Show [1] is currently on hiatus, and it's killing us. Aside from being one of the most twisted shows around, AHS has some of the most clever dialogue on television. While we're waiting for the show to return with Freak Show's final episodes (including a guest arc with Neil Patrick Harris [2]!), we're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.

When Everyone Can Just Die

When Someone's Being a Hater, and You Wish They Weren't

When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong

When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You

When You're Clearly Insane

When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme

When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation

When You Just Can't Accept Reality

When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You

When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them

When Someone's a Stupid B*tch

When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch

When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them

When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette

When Someone's Disrespectin' You

When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure

When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You

When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is

When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend

When You Don't Like Someone

When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To

When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word

When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet

When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl

When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating

When You're Just Mad For Tartan

When You Don't Give a Sh*t

When You Like the Sound of That

When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice

When You're as Dead as Disco

When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep

Any Questions?

Want more American Horror Story GIFs? Here's why the ladies of AHS deserve those coveted Emmys [3].

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