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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Family Guy?

Family Guy hardly pioneered animation for adults, but no one can deny the hilarity of this crude show. Who would have thought an irreverent cartoon about a family with a slovenly patriarch, a British baby, and a talking dog would have such staying power? The show has provided us with many a great (and usually inappropriate) quote. Find mine below, and tell me what your favorite lines are!

  • "Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!" — Stewie
  • "Giggity." — Quagmire
  • "You wanna know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing!" — Peter
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Maggie-Pehanick Maggie-Pehanick 3 years
@Katie Henry Yesssssss.
Brittney-Stephens Brittney-Stephens 3 years
"Yay! You're lettin' me be myself!"
Katie-Henry Katie-Henry 3 years
"Hey Brian, can I have some WHHHeat Thins?" — Stewie. 
gd101 gd101 3 years
One of my favorite family guy quotes: "Hey Desiree" -Lee // "Oh, hey Lee. Brian, this is Lee. Lee, this is Brian. I know Lee from ... Starbucks." -Stewie dressed as a girl named Desiree. // "Hey is that Desiree?!" -Some guy in the background. LOL ~Another good one is: "Y'know, Brian, you may be a dog, but you're a pretty cool cat." -Stewie // Stewie Just Said That! // "Take it home with ya!" -Stewie. ~Stewie is the best!
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