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The Best Quotes From the Golden Globes

Updated on 1/11/2016 at 12:36 AM

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We've been excited about the Golden Globe Awards for months, knowing Ricky Gervais would kill it with his unique sense of humour, and he proved his hosting abilities with hysterical one-liners. But he wasn't the only one who left us laughing — or amazed. The night got started when Jonah Hill presented as the bear from The Revenant and kept on wowing with Jaime Foxx introducing Miss Golden Globe. If you missed the show or just want to see which moments caught our attention, take a look at the quotes here!

Jonah Hill as the Bear From The Revenant

"I'm just a 2-year-old bear from the Sierra mountains and you took a chance on me." Jonah continued on with other choice quotes, several of which were bleeped out.

Jaimie Alexander's Teleprompter Problem

"Dude, who's typing this sh*t?," proving Jaimie really can easily problem solve in tough situations.

Rachel Bloom on Her Win For Best Performance in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy

"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Oh alright, guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm just going to talk to you like people and not like I'm on TV."

Christian Slater After Arriving on Stage to Accept the Award For Best Actor, TV Drama

"Hey, Harrison!" Because who wouldn't want to get the chance to say hello to Han Solo?

Amy Schumer Presenting With Jennifer Lawrence

"Please turn your phone off? Please stop taking pictures — it's really hard." Basically, the whole exchange between these two was totally hilarious.

Matt Damon on Being Matt Damon

"I've made a lot of movies that people just didn't go see." It's OK, we still love you, Matt Damon.

Jamie Foxx

He had us all laughing with his nod to Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mishap but then brought tears to our eyes when introducing his daughter. "This young lady is the love of my life. This young lady is absolutely my heart. She is Miss Golden Globe. This young lady's name is Miss Corinne Foxx."

Jon Hamm Accepting For Best Actor in a Television Drama

"Thank you for not taking my suggestion and ending the entire series on Chumbawamba. You picked the right song."

Ryan Gosling to Brad Pitt While Presenting

"To be honest, I was told I was presenting alone. Sure, sure, take the high road, I look petty. Classic Brad." LOVED these two.

Sylvester Stallone Accepting For Best Supporting Actor in a Movie

"I'm going to thank my imaginary friend Rocky Balboa for being the best friend I ever had."

Helen Mirren Presenting

"Sit down, you naughty people."

Will Ferrell With Mark Wahlberg

"Can we stop all the laughter and snickering? Because right now you're coming off as real butt holes. I mean we'll just stop. We'll shut it down until there's complete silence."

Jennifer Lawrence For Best Actress in a Movie, Musical or Comedy

"Your love for cinema is so pure and you're so untainted by all of this. You make movies like you don't care if anyone ever sees them . . . I want us to be buried next to each other. I really do." To director David O. Russell during her acceptance speech.