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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Meet the Parents?

Before there was a whole crop of Fockers, the 2000 comedy Meet the Parents had me laughing and quoting up a storm, thanks to the myriad awkward scenes between Greg (Ben Stiller) and Jack (Robert De Niro). The later sequels don't hold a candle to the original as far as I'm concerned, so let's focus on the first in the franchise for the latest edition of Buzz Lines. I've gotten you started with three of my favorites, so now it's your turn to add your own in the comments.

  • "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" — Jack
  • "Did they teach you that in the CIA?" — Greg
  • "Are you a pothead, Focker?" — Jack
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