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Best Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Napoleon Dynamite?

Last week's first look at the Napoleon Dynamite animated series inspired this week's installment of buzz lines! So now I'm asking: what's your favorite quote from the 2004 dry comedy Napoleon Dynamite? I know I quote it all the time, particularly the way Napoleon says "Gosh!"

Here are some of my faves to get you started, and then I want to hear your most quoted lines in the comments.

  • "I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." — Napoleon
  • "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter." — Kip
  • "Do the chickens have large talons?" — Napoleon
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