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Best Quotes From Waiting

What's Your Favorite Quote From Waiting . . . ?

Moviegoers are getting a double dose of Ryan Reynolds this weekend, because not one, but two of his movies — R.I.P.D. and Turbo — are opening. But before he voiced a snail or teamed up with Jeff Bridges, he played a slacker server in Waiting . . . , one of the funniest, grossest restaurant comedies of all time. I've listed my favorite lines below, but what are yours?


  • "Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day." — Monty
  • "Welcome to Thunderdome, b*tch. " — Floyd
  • "Those guys should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all. " — Monty
Source: Lionsgate
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