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The Best Quotes From Zoolander

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Zoolander?

It's time for another edition of Buzz Lines, the newest feature on BuzzSugar where we reminisce about the best lines from beloved movies. Last week we paid homage to The Big Lebowski, but for the latest round, let's honor the dim-witted male models of Zoolander.

I'll get you going with a few quotes that I often love to cite, then have at it by chiming in with your favorite gem in the comments!

  • "I think I'm getting the black lung Pop." — Derek
  • "You is talking loco and I like it!" — Hansel
  • "It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now." — Mugatu
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zzleigh zzleigh 5 years
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!
jannam jannam 5 years
"the files are inside the computer""INSIDE the computer? it's so simple..."
jannam jannam 5 years
"the files are inside the computer" "INSIDE the computer? it's so simple..."
runningesq runningesq 5 years
(I had to look this one up to get it totally right): So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 5 years
"Uh, Earth to Meekus!" "Orange mocha frappuccino!" "You can derelict my balls." "Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 5 years
"Uh, Earth to Meekus!""Orange mocha frappuccino!""You can derelict my balls.""Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
intensebandgeek intensebandgeek 5 years
"...you can read minds?!"
intensebandgeek intensebandgeek 5 years
"...you can read minds?!"
PopSugarTV PopSugarTV 5 years
"What is this? A school for ants? . . .It has to be at least three times bigger!"
tlsgirl tlsgirl 5 years
Oh, and "I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I've had since I was baby. ... I can't turn left." -Derek
tlsgirl tlsgirl 5 years
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -DerekI guess you can dere-lick my ball, Cap-E-tain. -Hansel
tlsgirl tlsgirl 5 years
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek I guess you can dere-lick my ball, Cap-E-tain. -Hansel
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