The Best Jokes You Missed If You Didn't Watch the SAG Awards

Updated on 1/26/2015 at 1:00 PM

The SAG Awards are the latest major awards to sweep through Hollywood. While the show generally tends to be on the serious side, there's still a lot of levity. Jennifer Aniston and William H. Macy both brought some jokes to the ceremony, and there were even more from this year's winners. Take a look and check out the stars looking gorgeous on the red carpet.

"I've written so many great acceptance speeches that I've never gotten to give. To my fellow nominees . . . ah, forget it, you lost." — William H. Macy, being a humble winner

"All I ever wanted to be was Scarlett O'Hara . . . oh well." — Jennifer Aniston, admitting she'll never be her Gone With the Wind hero

"Mark's a no-show!" — Jared Leto, calling out winner Mark Ruffalo for not coming to the show

"I wish we could just get some cozy slippers, a box of See's nuts and chews, and just watch all of our work." — Frances McDormand

"I said, 'Carrie, be careful of any weird hairdos.' So luckily, George [Lucas] gave her two buns." — Debbie Reynolds, on daughter Carrie Fischer's role in Star Wars

"When I was on As the World Turns . . ." — Zach Galifianakis, referencing Julianne Moore's speech when the Birdman cast won best ensemble

"Age before beauty, so, ladies and gentlemen, Michael Keaton." — Edward Norton, including his Birdman costar

"And any actor worth 700 lamb skin jimmy hats rolled down on wilted carrots floating in the air free of the soil just fleeing in your face and you know you're asleep and it's the same damn recurring dream knows that the truth leads to greatness." — Andy Samberg, making little to no sense at all