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The CBS Fall Schedule: Five New Series, No Vampires


CBS took its turn at the 2008 upfronts this morning, revealing a slate that boasted five new shows — and the cancellation of a couple of fan favorites. Chief among them: Moonlight, the network's Friday night vampire drama, which in recent weeks had fans organizing a blood drive in its honor. I wonder if stakes and cloves of garlic will soon be arriving at CBS' door?

The schedule also has the network opening up a new comedy night on Wednesdays, with The New Adventures of Old Christine and a new half-hour comedy called Project Gary filling the night's first hour. How I Met Your Mother is indeed back — and keeps its 8:30 p.m. slot on Mondays. As for new shows, they include the Jerry Bruckheimer project Eleventh Hour, the buzzed about drama The Mentalist, and a dramedy called The Ex List starring Elizabeth Reaser, aka Ava/Rebecca/Jane Doe from Grey's Anatomy.

Shark, Cane, Jericho, Kid Nation, and Welcome to the Captain were other series that didn't make the cut for the new season's schedule. Here's the official CBS press release, and to check out the full schedule and descriptions of the new shows, just

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All caps = new show (except NCIS and CSI)
** = new time slot

MONDAY
8 p.m. The Big Bang Theory
8:30 p.m. How I Met Your Mother
9 p.m. Two and a Half Men
9:30 p.m. WORST WEEK
10 p.m. CSI: Miami

TUESDAY
8 p.m. NCIS
9 p.m. THE MENTALIST
10 p.m. Without a Trace**

WEDNESDAY
8 p.m. The New Adventures of Old Christine**
8:30 p.m. PROJECT GARY
9 p.m. Criminal Minds
10 p.m. CSI: NY

THURSDAY
8 p.m. Survivor
9 p.m. CSI
10 p.m. ELEVENTH HOUR

FRIDAY
8 p.m. Ghost Whisperer
9 p.m. THE EX LIST
10 p.m. Numb3rs

SATURDAY
8 p.m. CBS Crimetime
10 p.m. 48 Hours Mystery

SUNDAY
7 p.m. 60 Minutes
8 p.m. The Amazing Race
9 p.m. Cold Case
10 p.m. The Unit**

Midseason: HARPER'S ISLAND, Rules of Engagement

Here's how CBS describes the new shows:

Worst Week
Worst Week is a comedy about Sam Briggs, an entertainment magazine editor who will do anything to please his girlfriend's parents . . . but instead becomes a one-man wrecking crew whenever he's around them. Sam (Kyle Bornheimer, Jericho) and his girlfriend, Melanie Clayton (Erinn Hayes, Kitchen Confidential), have only one hurdle left to clear as they start their life together: breaking the news to Mel's conservative parents that they have a wedding in the works and a baby on the way. Dick (Kurtwood Smith, That '70s Show), a stern Judge, and his wife Angela (Nancy Lenehan, My Name is Earl), are protective of their daughter, and are really trying to let go of the anger they feel toward Sam ... after all, disaster follows whenever he visits their house. But despite his best efforts, every time Sam takes one positive step forward in winning over his future in-laws, he inevitably takes two crushing steps back. But with support and love from Melanie who stands up for him despite his knack for making himself look bad, Sam will hopefully charm his way into her family.

Project Gary
Project Gary stars Jay Mohr (Ghost Whisperer) and Paula Marshall (Nip/Tuck) in a comedy about Gary Barnes, a recently single painting contractor, and his controlling ex-wife, Allison, who face post-divorce mayhem after 15 years of marriage as they each embark on new relationships. He's the fun parent and she's the strict one. Together, they share custody of their two children — Louise (Laura Marano, Without a Trace), a politically correct and environmentally conscious 11-year-old, and Tom (Ryan Malgarini, How to Eat Fried Worms), their socially awkward 14-year-old son who is nervous around girls. Charming and acerbic, Gary hasn't dated since the split, but finally connects with Vanessa (Jaime King, The Class), a single mother whose condo he was hired to paint. He dreads telling Allison about Vanessa because it doesn't adhere to her belief in their marriage counselor's book, Rules for the Perfect Divorce. However, when Allison tells him that she's engaged to their shrink, all bets are off and Gary decides it's time to move forward. Now, in pursuit of post-marriage happiness, Gary must juggle his eclectic world of an ex-wife, their two kids, their shrink and his gorgeous new girlfriend.

The Mentalist
The Mentalist stars Golden Globe Award nominee Simon Baker (The Devil Wears Prada) as Patrick Jane, a detective and independent consultant with the California Bureau of Investigation (CBI), who has a remarkable track record for solving serious crimes by using his razor sharp skills of observation. Within the Bureau, Jane is notorious for his blatant lack of protocol and his semi-celebrity past as a psychic medium, whose paranormal abilities he now admits he feigned. Jane's role in cracking a series of tough high-profile cases is greatly valued by his fellow agents. However, no-nonsense Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon (Robin Tunney, Prison Break) openly resists having Jane in her unit and alternates between reluctantly acknowledging Jane's usefulness and blasting him for his theatrics, narcissism and dangerous lack of boundaries. Lisbon's team includes agents Kimball Cho (Tim Kang, Rambo), Wayne Rigsby (Owain Yeoman, The Nine), and rookie member Grace Van Pelt (Amanda Righetti, The O.C.), who all think Jane's a loose cannon but admire his charm and knack for clearing cases.

Eleventh Hour
Eleventh Hour from acclaimed producer Jerry Bruckheimer follows Dr. Jacob Hood (Rufus Sewell, The Illusionist), a brilliant biophysicist and special science advisor to the government, as he investigates scientific crises and oddities. His jurisdiction is absolute and Hood is dogged in his pursuit of those who would abuse and misuse scientific discoveries and breakthroughs for their own gain. His passion and crusade is to protect the substance of science from those with nefarious motives. He is called in at the eleventh hour and he represents the last line of defense.

The Ex List
The Ex List is a comedic drama about Bella Bloom (Elizabeth Reaser, Grey's Anatomy) — a single, 30-something, successful business owner who is surprised to learn from a psychic that she's already dated her future husband AND there's a catch: if she doesn't find him in the next year, she'll remain alone forever. During a bachelorette party for her sister, Daphne (Rachel Boston, American Dreams), Bella learns from the psychic she must revisit her past relationships and sort through the mistakes to find her soul mate. Skeptical, Bella begins to analyze every past liaison and failed romance with her close circle of friends, Augie (Adam Rothenberg, Mad Money), an endearing guy who has listened to Bella's love woes since college, Vivian (Alex Breckenridge, Dirt), Augie's long-term girlfriend, and Cyrus (Amir Talai, Campus Ladies), who's chronically unemployed and full of wry observations. Once Bella witnesses proof of the psychic's other predictions, her cynicism disappears and she begins her search. Along her trip down break-up lane, Bella is determined to remain optimistic and receptive, believing that when destiny reopens doors to the past, every relationship can matter in the future.

Photos courtesy of CBS

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tabita-ann tabita-ann 7 years
I'm not happy with losing moonlight AT ALL and ALL of my friends loved it also! :( The only thing I can figure out is one of the men at CBS was jealous that he's not as hot as Mick and decided to pull it because he was jealous his girlfriend drooling every Friday night! That has to be it. There is no other explanation...pure jealousy. please oh please bring back moonlight
vamplove vamplove 7 years
Call me "still pi$$ed" ... CBS is Completely Bloody Stupid! Moonlight was the best show you had!! The only positive is now I can avoid CBS all together!
dukegirl dukegirl 7 years
Maybe another station will pick up the show. Fingers crossed.
aymoore aymoore 7 years
"and the cancellation of a couple of fan favorites. Chief among them: Moonlight" How does this make sense CBS?! This show consistently won it's time-slot and it won The People's Choice award...so you pull it off the air?!! It was the perfect companion show to Ghost Whisperer on Friday night's...people stayed home to watch that show. Now, I don't CBS on at all.
oulaws-24 oulaws-24 7 years
what happended to cane. the family really enjoyed the show.wish you could change your minds.
StephanieW30 StephanieW30 7 years
I can't believe CBS. They get new shows,get you involved in the show then they yank it for no good reason!!!! I love Moonlight!!! If they need to cancel shows cancel the stupid reality shows. There are too many of those anyhow! Keep Moonlight dammit!
totygoliguez totygoliguez 7 years
I can't belive this! they cancel one of the best shows of the season. Is so frustrating! I'm so mad right now, I don't know how I'm going move through this :(
smart-blonde smart-blonde 7 years
Here's what I can't figure out. Ghost Whisperer and Numb3rs (which is #1 in its time slot) will both be entering their fifth seasons this fall. How is it that shows in CBS's 8 and 10 p.m. Friday time slots can thrive, but the 9 p.m. one can't? Just 'cause I wonder.
raieven raieven 7 years
ps yay for big bang theory.
raieven raieven 7 years
Moonlight noooooooooooooooooo :( I liked that show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 7 years
I forgot I've got CBS on the brands I like here on sugar site... nto anymore... aawww
kikidawn kikidawn 7 years
This sucks I liked Shark!!
JustSomeChick JustSomeChick 7 years
Aw, I liked Shark. Bummer! And my daughter was a big fan of Kid Nation.
sumnboutme sumnboutme 7 years
lol, i meant the chick with the bigger forehead than Tyra...
sumnboutme sumnboutme 7 years
They're replacing Moonlight with that big headed girl from Grey's Anatomy? That's just stupid...whatever...
Nitachequita Nitachequita 7 years
I love Simon Baker and I'm definitely checking out the Mentalist but... it kinda sounds like the dramatic version of Psych.
miriah15 miriah15 7 years
I can't believe they cancelled moonlight :| What is wrong with them?! ARGH!
luvs2gossip luvs2gossip 7 years
Simon Barker is a hottie!
faerymagick15 faerymagick15 7 years
I am so bummed about Moonlight!!!! It was Buffy for the adult set!! I am gonna miss Mick!!
princesstofu princesstofu 7 years
We're so bummed they cancelled Moonlight. We loved that show. Damn.
linb linb 7 years
I was so excited to see that Rules of Engagement was not in the list, until I read the CBS release. It will come back mid-season or something like that :( Bummer, I wish it would go away.
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 7 years
:o I can't believe they cancelled Moonlight! It was the only CBS show I watched. :sad: I need my weekly eye candy fix (Alex O'Loughlin :love: )
tiabia tiabia 7 years
Simon Barker has tried CBS dramas on 2 other occasions (Smith and The Guardian), and it didn't work out for him. Perhaps the third times the charm...
lisabunny lisabunny 7 years
Why do all the shows I like get cancelled! Bring back Moonlight!!
dmicole dmicole 7 years
I adored Moonlight. :(
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