- "Why can't we get this baby to smile?"
- "That's perfect you guys. You're doing it better, but take the hockey stick, just in case!"
- Girl With Stick: "Waaaaait a minute. . . 'An Inside Look At Hockey Moms' ISN'T about sports, is it?"
- Caution Wet Floor Sign: "I really hope that this is water because the guy beside me is a little too excited."