So it was tough to decide on finalists this week! But I had to do it, and now it's your turn to vote on which one is the best.
- Friends Don't Let Friends . . . have a drunken encounter with a chicken.
- "Oh, crap! I hooked up with a chicken last night. I wonder who came first — me or the chicken?"
- "Oh! My mates even warned me the chick I was hooking up with was foul!"
- "Gee, Heather Graham isn't as hot as she used to be."
- "This is the last time I order an escort from hotchicks.com."
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