Things I learned this week: everyone loves a good Jeremy Piven joke.
- Piven: "You mean to tell me I'm not nominated for an Emmy this year?"
- "If you stop crying I will throw in a CD player for free!"
- "It's okay baby, Jon & Kate will be back together soon."
- "Stop crying, we drew straws fair and square. Now the rest of us will take my car and you drive with Jeremy Piven."