My favorite part about watching "House" is hearing Hugh Laurie deliver the cranky doctor's deadpan, sarcastic, and sometimes downright mean lines. So I was thrilled to discover two of Fox's "House" podcasts that are nothing but some of Dr. House's snappiest jabs, played back to back to back.
This clip is about a minute long and includes comebacks such as "I think your tie is ugly" and the ironically hilarious "Relax. I've got a great bedside manner." The more recent podcast, which you can hear here, has four minutes of House grousing "I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with" and telling a colleague who questions his diagnosis: "It's a new game. If I'm wrong, she wins a stuffed bear."
You can stream them directly from the Foxcast Web site or put them on your MP3 player for later, in case hearing House say "Every minute that we refuse to love each other, another puppy cries another tear" is what you need to get through your workout. You can also subscribe to the podcast through the iTunes Music Store.