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Funniest Quotes From There's Something About Mary

What's Your Favorite Quote From There's Something About Mary?

Cameron Diaz is returning to the big screen this week in The Counselor, but long before she was doing questionable things on top of cars, she starred in a Farrelly brothers classic. The crude romantic comedy There's Something About Mary costars Ben Stiller, and though it seems like just yesterday Ted was getting his "frank and beans" caught in his zipper, the hit actually came out 15 years ago! Here are some of our favorite lines; what are yours?

  • "Have you seen my baseball?" — Warren
  • "What about Brett Fav... ruh?" — Ted
  • "Is that . . . is that hair gel?" — Mary
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No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.  --Hitchhiker Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank? --Mary's stepdad
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