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Funniest Quotes From Wedding Crashers

What's Your Favorite Quote From Wedding Crashers?

Who's excited to see Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in this week's new release, The Internship? If you answered yes, it's likely you've seen the already-classic comedy Wedding Crashers. There are so many great lines from the movie that introduced many of us to Bradley Cooper and Isla Fisher. I've got three quotes to start you out with, so read mine and then add yours to the comments!

  • "I got a stage five clinger." — Jeremy
  • "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" — Mrs. Kroeger
  • "You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts." — John
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Shannon-Vestal Shannon-Vestal 3 years
"You motorboatin' son of a b*tch!"
redchick152 redchick152 5 years
I know when that redhead starts getting kooky that something about me feels alive inside! Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! Lock it up!
gingirl gingirl 5 years
"John! Red seven!" "I don't know what red seven means." "Hot route!" "I don't... What is hot route?" "Will you just go stand on the other side please?" So so many good ones that can't be posted here cause of the cursing, lol! My favorite movie.
kellan kellan 5 years
"Seamus O'Toole." "Bobby O'Shea" "I'm ready to get drunk!"
onlysourcherry onlysourcherry 5 years
Hands down: "The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me."
jannam jannam 5 years
ma! the meatloaf!
Becky-Kirsch Becky-Kirsch 5 years
Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion. And for good measure: LOCK IT UP.
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 5 years
I've changed. I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today. Make me a bicycle, clown! Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl. I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!
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