One of my favorite Internet videos of last year — of all time, really — was the "I'm not here to make friends" montage, a bunch of clips of reality show contestants uttering that now-famous phrase. I just have to wonder: Do these people know that what they're saying is a cliche? Is that why they say it? Or do they really think they're saying something brand new?
Well, now another year has gone by, and the folks from FourFour are back with a new version of the video. These clips feature a whole new batch of not-here-to-be-friendly reality show contestants from this past year of programming (jeez, remember Momma's Boys? Scream Queens?). This year has the added twist, though, of reality shows like Paris Hilton's My New BFF that are about nothing but making friends.
While I'm not sure anything will ever top the original, I did get a kick out of the special spotlight this year's version shines on America's Next Top Model's disagreeable Sandra. To watch the '09 edition of "I'm not here to make friends," just