The MTV Movie Awards  are Hollywood's most irreverent award show, with lots of unscripted and funny moments from its presenters and winners. Host Conan O'Brien  had his own hilarious quips, but everyone else gave him a run for his money, too — see the funniest quotes of the night!
"I will personally send a dick pic to the teleprompter." — On the punishment for long speeches
"So far, this is going just like the Oscars." — The past Oscars host, on the awkwardness of his presentation
"Please have your top off." — Making a humble request of the best shirtless  performance nominees
"I'm a good snuggler." — The golden popcorn winner, offering to share his tent at Coachella
"Nick Lachey , my eyes are up here." — On his sweet bod
"Is he laughing? Is he laughing?" — Making sure his digs at Channing Tatum  didn't go too deep
"Matthew McConaguhey, I got a pair of bongos you can play." — Honoring best male performance nominee McConaughey
"P.S. You look like a dorky Tin-Tin." — Reading a text from We Are the Millers costar Jennifer Aniston 
"I got the dick pic. I gotta go." — Being shooed off the stage
"That was awesome. It was a little hard to watch, but it was awesome." — On Seth Rogen 's kiss with his "mom"
"This is the you're too f*cking old to come back award." — Winning the Generation Award