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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Mean Girls?

When it comes to hilarious teen comedies, it's hard to top Mean Girls. Between Tina Fey's writing, Rachel McAdams as Regina George, and the funny misfit duo of Damian and Janis, it's pretty much a laugh a minute. You already know we love it here on Buzz, so let's honor it with this week's edition of Buzz Lines! These quotes should help get the ball rolling, then share your favorite quip from the film in the comments.

  • "Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco." — Damian
  • "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."— Mrs. George
  • "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!" — Regina
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Angel2556495 Angel2556495 4 years
Gretchen: " This is so fetch!"
QueenB75 QueenB75 5 years
"what are marijuana tablets???" "wanna do something fun? wanna go to taco bell?" "my breasts can tell when it's raining...it's like i have ESPN or something..." "I WAS HALF A VIRGIN WHEN I MET HIM"
QueenB75 QueenB75 5 years
"what are marijuana tablets???""wanna do something fun? wanna go to taco bell?""my breasts can tell when it's raining...it's like i have ESPN or something...""I WAS HALF A VIRGIN WHEN I MET HIM"
gummybears123 gummybears123 5 years
"boo you whore" "regina said she'll talk to aaron. and now she is. how can janis hate her? she's such a good... SLUT!" "i know, right?" "Regina: But you're, like, really pretty. Cady: Thank you. Regina: So you agree? Cady: What? Regina: You think you're really pretty? Cady: Oh... I don't know" "grool" mean girls is one of my favorite movies. so many good quotes.
gummybears123 gummybears123 5 years
"boo you whore" "regina said she'll talk to aaron. and now she is. how can janis hate her? she's such a good... SLUT!""i know, right?""Regina: But you're, like, really pretty. Cady: Thank you. Regina: So you agree? Cady: What? Regina: You think you're really pretty? Cady: Oh... I don't know""grool"mean girls is one of my favorite movies. so many good quotes.
khowell khowell 5 years
"I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"Yes. I went there.
khowell khowell 5 years
"I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!" Yes. I went there.
ashaw2114 ashaw2114 5 years
All the ones listed above, and so many more, including: "Do you want to do something fun? Do you want to go to Taco Bell?" "I can't go to Taco Bell! I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you're so stupid!" I love Mean Girls! So quotable, in every situation!
ashaw2114 ashaw2114 5 years
All the ones listed above, and so many more, including:"Do you want to do something fun? Do you want to go to Taco Bell?""I can't go to Taco Bell! I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you're so stupid!"I love Mean Girls! So quotable, in every situation!
stellaRuby stellaRuby 5 years
"Grool" I say it all the time.
stellaRuby stellaRuby 5 years
"Grool"I say it all the time.
Beth-F Beth-F 5 years
Gretchen: [To Regina] You can't sit with us! Damian: Oh my god Danny Devito I love your work! Damian: I want my pink shirt back! Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this! Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining. Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
Beth-F Beth-F 5 years
Gretchen: [To Regina] You can't sit with us!Damian: Oh my god Danny Devito I love your work!Damian: I want my pink shirt back! Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this! Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining.Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 5 years
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil. Regina George: I like invented her, you know what I mean?
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 5 years
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil. Regina George: I like invented her, you know what I mean?
citygrl12 citygrl12 5 years
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets" - Damian Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of? Janis: Your mom's chest hair! [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? Cady: It's Cady. Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye. Where's Cady? Chip Heron: She went out. Betsy Heron: She's grounded. Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded? This is the best teen movie of the Decade
citygrl12 citygrl12 5 years
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets" - DamianStudent: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?Janis: Your mom's chest hair![delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? Cady: It's Cady. Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.Where's Cady? Chip Heron: She went out. Betsy Heron: She's grounded. Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded? This is the best teen movie of the Decade
girlgreen girlgreen 5 years
Mr. Duvall: How was your summer? Ms. Norbury: I got divorced. Mr, Duvall: My carpal tunnel came back... Ms. Norbury: I win. Damian: Say crack again. Janis: Crack. Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of? Janis: Your mom's chest hair! Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a "fugly slut"? Cady: Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.
girlgreen girlgreen 5 years
Mr. Duvall: How was your summer?Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.Mr, Duvall: My carpal tunnel came back...Ms. Norbury: I win.Damian: Say crack again.Janis: Crack.Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?Janis: Your mom's chest hair! Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?Cady: Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.
bridgett08 bridgett08 5 years
"she doesn't even go here!"
bridgett08 bridgett08 5 years
"she doesn't even go here!"
ForeverTaylor ForeverTaylor 5 years
Karen: I can't go out. [fakes cough] Karen: I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore. Gretchen: [to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed. Kevin Gnapoor: You Puerto Rican? Janis: Lebanese. Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that. Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this? Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
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