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Official Trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete

Machete Trailer: No, This Is Not a Funny or Die Video

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, the "star" of Machete, the Robert Rodriguez semi-spinoff of Grindhouse, has a special message for you: the movie's first official trailer. The film seems to be in the same campy style as its originator, and the preview is chock-full of celebs ranging from Robert De Niro to Jessica Alba to Ana Lucia Michelle Rodriguez. As for the plot: Machete (Danny Trejo) is hired to assassinate a senator, but instead seeks revenge on his employers when he realizes the whole thing is a setup. It doesn't really matter though, since you'll spend the whole time laughing at the voice-over and wondering if you really just saw Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun. Watch it when you


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Soniabonya Soniabonya 5 years
I'm there! Looks like a fun movie! I was lmao of with the "this is a special message to Arizona".
kurniakasih kurniakasih 5 years
I watched the "preview" when watching Grindhouse, it was campy and fun ditty (I never thought it was a real movie--until they actually made it into a real movie LOL), a little indulgent movie for the director. But hey, I probably will try to catch it on dvd IF the reviews are good enough, or if I think it's worth a couple of bucks and a couple hours of my life LOL.
white-rabbit149683 white-rabbit149683 5 years
I looks ridiculous but I'm intrigued!
lwimbush lwimbush 5 years
no words, none.
lwimbush lwimbush 5 years
no words, none.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 5 years
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