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Robin Hood Movie Review Directed by Ridley Scott Starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett 2010-05-14 07:30:00

Robin Hood: Misses the Epic Mark

Certainly, Robin Hood is a figure we all know very well; most people associate him with one of the actors who've played him, like Kevin Costner or Cary Elwes, and the latest inhabitant of the icon in this year's Robin Hood is Russell Crowe. However, this version of the legend isn't just different because the actor has changed — this is definitely not the Robin Hood we're used to.

The main difference is that this is a prequel, a recounting of how a common archer named Robin Longstride became the man who stole from the rich to give to the poor. This film is serious and high-minded (read: there's not one chuckle in there), with director Ridley Scott clearly aiming to make this the most epic version of the tale. Scott has the ideal ingredients, namely star power: Crowe, most memorable for his heroic performance in Scott's Gladiator, and leading lady Cate Blanchett. Despite this careful mixture, something went wrong in Nottingham, making Scott's Robin Hood overlong and uninspiring. To see why I didn't love the movie, just

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I'd hoped the prequel status would be license to make a radically nuanced translation, but the only major difference here is that it's just plain not as good as its predecessors (and yes, I'm including Robin Hood: Men in Tights). A huge fault is its length — clocking in a butt-numbing two and a half hours, the plot travels at a snail's pace. The running time is astoundingly unnecessary; the characters reveal their intentions in fifteen-minute scenes that could have been five-minute interludes. To add insult to injury, the action sequences are half-halfheartedly executed.

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It's really kind of surprising that the movie isn't more entertaining, considering that some of the roles have been reinvented — Maid Marian (Blanchett) gets to play soldier and fight alongside the boys. Mark Strong also appears as mustache-twirling villain Godfrey (he's apparently the go-to actor for bad guy parts these days). Unfortunately, his presence is confusing, since he's one of many villains you know you're supposed to root against — you're just not sure why. In fact, there's not really anyone to root for, not even our beloved Robin Hood. There's so much screen time given to the circumstances that make Longstride an outlaw, without actually letting him engage in outlaw activities. By the time he's established as the title character, it's the end of the movie.

There's no payoff for viewers who are hoping to see a semblance of a story they're familiar with; what you get instead is a bland update to a tale that's been told many times before — but better.


Photos courtesy of Universal

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shoegirl365 shoegirl365 6 years
Ok saw the movie last night, against Buzz's better judgment, I thought hey its Russell Crowe & Cate Blanchett, how bad can it be??? Very bad indeed... so bad that I was actually "cinema dreaming" about Men in Tights. I tried very hard to stay with the movie, but after 1 1/2 hr I realized that my butt was numb, the guy next to me kept jabbing me on my side for the arm rest, and I was busy thinking how much I could have accomplished by now. I never think that ever in a movie theater. At one point Robin utters "I love you" to maid Marian and I said where did that come from. I was more sympathizing with the inanimate objects than the characters in the movie. I am sorry Russell I tried, I really really did, & I know you did your best <3 <3 <3
shoegirl365 shoegirl365 6 years
Ok saw the movie last night, against Buzz's better judgment, I thought hey its Russell Crowe & Cate Blanchett, how bad can it be??? Very bad indeed... so bad that I was actually "cinema dreaming" about Men in Tights. I tried very hard to stay with the movie, but after 1 1/2 hr I realized that my butt was numb, the guy next to me kept jabbing me on my side for the arm rest, and I was busy thinking how much I could have accomplished by now. I never think that ever in a movie theater. At one point Robin utters "I love you" to maid Marian and I said where did that come from. I was more sympathizing with the inanimate objects than the characters in the movie. I am sorry Russell I tried, I really really did, & I know you did your best <3 <3 <3
reesiecup reesiecup 6 years
I was on the fence about watching this. Now I'm not sure. Maybe it'll be a rental. I do love epic movies, but the bar is set pretty high for the Crowe-Scott duo. Nothing will top Gladiator, nothing!
runswimmerrun runswimmerrun 6 years
I love Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. I think they are both wonderful actors. However, especially considering this is a prequel, I think they are too old for the parts they were cast.
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