Even if you don't have Freckles or Dimples, can't be deemed Pregnant Girl, Muttonchops or Gimpy McCrutch and think Cupcake, Sweet Cheeks and Hot Lips are kind of old, there's hope yet for you to get your very own Sawyer-approved nickname. ABC's Lost site is hosting a Sawyer Nickname Generator which asks you a few simple questions and then delivers your saucy nickname. Only drawback: there's no feature in which Sawyer himself sneers the name at you.
For a little extra fun, Lostpedia has a hilarious list of Sawyer's nicknames, along with that YouTube mash-up video of him slinging nicknames left and right. From Pippi Longstocking to Mr. Clean to Jimini Cricket, he really does have one for everybody.
Head over to the generator and then tell us what Sawyer nickname you were given! You can call me Rinse 'n' Repeat.