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So I Married an Axe Murderer Movie Quotes

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From So I Married an Axe Murderer?

So I Married an Axe Murderer, the 1993 comedy starring Mike Myers as a beat poet, is a romance that's well-suited for a scary movie season. It's also a '90s classic, and one I revisit often, both to watch and just quote randomly (Charlie's poetry is as repeatable as the movie's dialogue). If you're a fan, chime in with your favorite lines from the movie after checking out some of my favorites below!

  • "Woman! Woe-man. Whoaaa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat." — Charlie
  • "Head! Pants! Now!" — Stuart
  • "Like so evil, that you would say it was ev-il, like it's the fru-its of the dev-il. Ev-il." — Charlie
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jadenirvana jadenirvana 5 years
He's probably crying himself to sleep on his huge pillow!
aembry396 aembry396 5 years
Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
aembry396 aembry396 5 years
Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
aembry396 aembry396 5 years
Expand....Contract! Expand....Contract!
dreamalittledream dreamalittledream 5 years
Come, let us dance like children of the night!!! And every single one of Phil Hartman's lines. That Alcatraz scene is golden!!
dreamalittledream dreamalittledream 5 years
Come, let us dance like children of the night!!!And every single one of Phil Hartman's lines. That Alcatraz scene is golden!!
mkocen mkocen 5 years
Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED! But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since
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