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Summit Entertainment Looking Into Hiring Oscar Nominated Directors Like Sofia Coppola or Gus van Sant For Twilight: Breaking Daw 2010-03-16 12:45:45

How 5 Famous Directors Would Tackle Breaking Dawn

Breaking Dawn, Oscar nominee? That sounds like the goal Summit may have with Twilight's final, show-stopping chapter — the studio is reportedly eying a few Academy Award-nominated directors to take on Breaking Dawn.

On the short list: Sofia Coppola, Gus Van Sant, and Bill Condon. New Moon's Chris Weitz may not be the studio's first choice (though he had distinctive ideas for it), but I'm all atwitter thinking about what a talented helmer could do with the sometimes-outrageous book (which is said to be two movies).

Allow me then, to imagine, with my tongue firmly in my cheek, what Breaking Dawn could be like with five very well known, very distinctive directors.

  • Quentin Tarantino: The already-violent birth scene would become several times more graphic, with more blood than Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 combined. The script would be altered to fit in upwards of fifty F-bombs. Obviously, the rating would ratchet up to an R immediately.
  • Tim Burton: The dark material would suit the director just fine, and the visuals would become trippy, the colors saturated. Johnny Depp would play Renesmee.

To see what else I've envisioned, just

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  • Woody Allen: Bella would become extremely neurotic post vampire transition and start visiting an analyst. She'd question her choice to be with one man for all eternity, but she'd be blessed with the gift of witty dialogue.
  • James Cameron: First decision: Nail it down in 3D. Cameron would be cool with the current script, though he'd add a catchphrase we'd all be repeating for years to come, like "I bite you." Unfortunately, the movie would be delayed at least 10 years while Cameron develops a new technology for Bella's protective shield.
  • Michael Bay: The honeymoon would end with an explosion. No literally, the first of many explosions inserted into the movies. We'd lose much of Jacob pacing around the Cullen house and Edward/Bella discussions in favor of extended action scenes (fighting, and again, explosions). Also featured: gratuitous shots of Bella's new cleavage.
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karla28 karla28 5 years
LOL This was hilarious!!! Depp being Renesme was the best!
bryseana bryseana 5 years
This is funny! I'd actually love to see Woody Allen's version. ha
gd101 gd101 5 years
"Tim Burton: The dark material would suit the director just fine, and the visuals would become trippy, the colors saturated. Johnny Depp would play Renesmee." <--- LMAO! :D
gd101 gd101 5 years
"Tim Burton: The dark material would suit the director just fine, and the visuals would become trippy, the colors saturated. Johnny Depp would play Renesmee." <--- LMAO! :D
Doyle-lively Doyle-lively 5 years
lol,,..really???Johnny Depp...lmao
PLEASE-CANCEL PLEASE-CANCEL 5 years
Johnny Depp as Renesmee killed me. That's great.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 5 years
Johnny Depp as Renesme!! HAHAHA!
IheartChanel IheartChanel 5 years
Hilarious. Depp could use his current hair-do to perfectly play Renesmee.
LucyDiamond LucyDiamond 5 years
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajaja lol!!!! i like quentin tarantino for the bloody parts... tim borton for the fight with the volteries or whatever... woody allen for jacob existencialism and running away in edwards car looking for that love... and all the sadness... james cameron can actually do something about rosalies hair please please please do!!! some 3D s*** that will make it lest fake... whos left? i dont know about michael bay!!! who did the notebook? i think he would be interesting for the wedding and the honey moon part... wow i am so excited ... sorry
genesisrocks genesisrocks 5 years
Haha funny!
genesisrocks genesisrocks 5 years
Haha funny!
Lemerne Lemerne 5 years
Haha that's cute :)
Lemerne Lemerne 5 years
Haha that's cute :)
kea718 kea718 5 years
Well the rating should be R even with no Tarantino... Tim Burton actually isn't a bad idea..
bchicgrl bchicgrl 5 years
Depp being Renesmee, hysterical.
nicole121482 nicole121482 5 years
Hilarious!!! LOL
nicole121482 nicole121482 5 years
Hilarious!!! LOL
MashiaraQCS MashiaraQCS 5 years
Spot on funny :)
MashiaraQCS MashiaraQCS 5 years
Spot on funny :)
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