For fans of VH1's "The White Rapper Show," it all comes down to this: John Brown vs. Shamrock for the title of the next great pale-faced rapper. Would you respect me less if I told you I can't wait for tonight?
My two favorites, 100 Proof and Persia, have already been kicked off, so now I'm rooting for Shamrock (at right in the photo), a good ol' Atlanta boy who's as likely to rap about breakfast food as bling. But John Brown, the self-proclaimed "king of the 'burbs," is going to be stiff competition — and if he wins, I can start using his hilarious catchphrase, "hallelujah holla back," in my everyday conversations with slightly less shame.
To see clips of each of them — plus recently eliminated contestant Jus' Rhyme — pretty much getting slaughtered in a rap battle in Detroit, read more
Shamrock and Jus' Rhyme: