To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I'm 53. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.
That's not the only Twilight reference from the True Blood clan, either; Moyer jokes about Robert Pattinson being hot — only after he hypothesizes rather graphically about why vampires are sexy. Check out the issue when it comes out, and until then, get a load of some of the photos now!