The final season of True Blood has finally arrived, and while it's safe to say our Summers won't be the same without our favorite vampire crew, we need to get something off our chest. The season-seven premiere was kind of a mess. Not a hot mess, like, "Things are getting crazy and I can't wait!" It's more of a messy mess, like, "What's going on? What year is it? Where am I?" That's right — we had more than a few problems with the premiere. And maybe it's because it's the final season, or maybe it's because the show used to be so good, but we expected better. Keep scrolling to see why it just didn't really work for us.
4 Reasons the True Blood Premiere Was a Hot, Bloody Mess