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Twitter Me This: Who's Tweeting Today?

Twitter Me This: Who's Tweeting Today?

The Twitterverse was buzzing as usual today with talk of Twilight, Girl Scout cookies, and more. Think you know you who was tweeting it up today?

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If you stop a van from hitting a girl, don't be such a d*ck about it. Be like, "Look baby, I'm a vampire. That's how." #EdwardisBeingaDick

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Just ate two boxes of Girl Scout cookies by myself. I have a third. Stop me. Somebody.

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My four year old tells me that she did yoga today. She is exercising more than me these days.

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Accidentally hit myself in the nuts. Who do I blame for that?

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