Everyone knows what happens when you drink a vampire's blood in the True Blood universe: you start to have vivid sex dreams about said vampire. We've seen it time and time again — Eric and Jason's steamy scene from earlier this season was the latest in a long list of sexy dream hookups. And now, we know what you're thinking, and not because we're faeries like Sookie. We're just working off a hunch. Find out who you'd have a True Blood-style sex dream about before the series wraps up this weekend!
So, what do you really think of vampires?
Ugh, so hot
Spawns of the devil, obviously
They're fine, I guess
I'm just sick of them
I mean, I pretty much am one
They're top of the food chain
I want all of them
Which of these characters is the absolute worst?
How do you deal with heartbreak?
I make amends and make friends.
I cut them out forever.
I shove it down and forget it.
I just have a good cry.
I have many good cries.
My heart doesn't break.
I pretend everything's fine.
Listen, I'm the heartbreaker here.
I pretty much have a breakdown.
Pick one of these horror novels.
Which of these makes you feel most satisfied?
Getting what I want
Taking care of others
Which of these refreshments would you like right now?
Which of these superpowers is obviously the best?
Ability to heal
Pick an album from the past year.
Where's the best place to have sex?
Uh, the bedroom
A snowy mountaintop
The back of a pick-up truck
Pretty much anywhere, TBH
Please! I am pure and chaste!
In the shower/bath
If you had to become a supernatural being, what would you be?
A bloodthirsty demigod