So much of the episode is dedicated to things we don't really care about. We don't care all that much if Adilyn gets eaten (sorry, Adilyn), we don't really care that Jason and Violet finally do the deed (although we'll never say no to Jason Stackhouse's butt), and we don't really care that James and Lafayette might hook up (and by the way, who else noticed that James is a totally new actor?). Where are the stakes? And we mean literal stakes and proverbial stakes.
What did you think of the premiere?