39 Iconic Scream Queens Quotes You Can Use in Real Life

Now that the second season of Scream Queens is upon us, we're more than thrilled to get back into the world of spoiled Chanels, masked murderers, and of course, witty banter. Last year, we became obsessed with Chanel Oberlin's harshest burns throughout the season, but she's not the only one who's dishing out grade-A sass. Feel free to peruse and abuse all the following quotes to your heart's content . . . idiot hookers are not a prerequisite.

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When You Can't Find Anyone to Go Home With and You're Over It
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When You Can't Find Anyone to Go Home With and You're Over It

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When That Hot Guy You Like Tries to Ghost on You
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When That Hot Guy You Like Tries to Ghost on You

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When a Hater Tries You and You Start Planning Their Demise
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When a Hater Tries You and You Start Planning Their Demise

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When You're Looking at Yourself in the Mirror After a Very Wild Night
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When You're Looking at Yourself in the Mirror After a Very Wild Night

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When You're Not Sure If You Have Enough Money in Your Account to Cover That Margarita
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When You're Not Sure If You Have Enough Money in Your Account to Cover That Margarita

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When You Get to Chipotle and They're Out of Guacamole
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When You Get to Chipotle and They're Out of Guacamole

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The Very Second Things Get Interesting
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The Very Second Things Get Interesting

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When It's Clearly Fall and Starbucks Hasn't Changed Their Menu Yet
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When It's Clearly Fall and Starbucks Hasn't Changed Their Menu Yet

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When Your Friend Shondell Has a Knife in Her Throat
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When Your Friend Shondell Has a Knife in Her Throat

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When You've Just Said a Bunch of Things and You Want to Make Sure You're Understood
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When You've Just Said a Bunch of Things and You Want to Make Sure You're Understood

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When Your Friend Shows You Their Favorite Scary Movie but You're Dead Inside
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When Your Friend Shows You Their Favorite Scary Movie but You're Dead Inside

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When You Get to Brunch With Your Mom and She Has the Hot Gossip
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When You Get to Brunch With Your Mom and She Has the Hot Gossip

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When You Find Out Your Crush Is Already Dating Someone
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When You Find Out Your Crush Is Already Dating Someone

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When You Have a Reputation For Making Out With Hot Dogs but That Was One Time
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When You Have a Reputation For Making Out With Hot Dogs but That Was One Time

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When Your Bestie Casually Dishes Out the Clapback of the Century
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When Your Bestie Casually Dishes Out the Clapback of the Century

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When Grandma Tells You She Misses You
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When Grandma Tells You She Misses You

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When You're Curious About Whether or Not Someone Has Heard
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When You're Curious About Whether or Not Someone Has Heard

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When You're Dealing With a Breakup and None of Your Friends Seem to Care
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When You're Dealing With a Breakup and None of Your Friends Seem to Care

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When It's Monday
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When It's Monday

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When It's the Hottest Day of the Summer and You Just Want to Look Cute
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When It's the Hottest Day of the Summer and You Just Want to Look Cute

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When Your Friend Went a Little Too Hard and Your Jam Comes On
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When Your Friend Went a Little Too Hard and Your Jam Comes On

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When All Your Friends Are Caught Up on Certain Drama and You're Still in the Dark
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When All Your Friends Are Caught Up on Certain Drama and You're Still in the Dark

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When Some Peasant Doesn't Really Understand How It Is
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When Some Peasant Doesn't Really Understand How It Is

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When Someone Tells You There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in Hell and You're Beside Yourself
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When Someone Tells You There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in Hell and You're Beside Yourself

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When Your Worst Enemy Hits a Stroke of Bad Luck
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When Your Worst Enemy Hits a Stroke of Bad Luck

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When Someone Asks If You're Too Full For Dessert
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When Someone Asks If You're Too Full For Dessert

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When You Show Up to Office Hours For That Professor You've Been Crushing On
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When You Show Up to Office Hours For That Professor You've Been Crushing On

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When Someone Says They're "Dying" One Too Many Times
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When Someone Says They're "Dying" One Too Many Times

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When Your Friend Says They Don't Like Chocolate
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When Your Friend Says They Don't Like Chocolate

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When You're Third-Wheeling With Your 2 Good-Looking Friends
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When You're Third-Wheeling With Your 2 Good-Looking Friends

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When Your Mom Tells You to Smile For the Annual Thanksgiving Picture and You're Just Done
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When Your Mom Tells You to Smile For the Annual Thanksgiving Picture and You're Just Done

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When Your Friend Is Speeding and You're Not Totally Comfortable With It
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When Your Friend Is Speeding and You're Not Totally Comfortable With It

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When You Finally Decide to Get Real With Your Casually Racist Co-Worker
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When You Finally Decide to Get Real With Your Casually Racist Co-Worker

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When Someone Knows What They Say
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When Someone Knows What They Say