25 Things We All Felt During That Insane American Horror Story Premiere
It's here, it's here! The sixth season of American Horror Story premiered on Wednesday night, and we finally got an idea of what we're in for in the episodes to come. In terms of what the theme is, it looks like we'll be focused on the lost Roanoke Colony. And, in addition to seeing the new cast of characters and getting a preview of what's ahead, well, there was just a lot to take in. Let's go over all the feelings we felt during the first chapter in this strange new world.
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When the Show Says the Following Is Based on True Events
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When There's a Graphic Imagery Warning
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When the Words "My Roanoke Nightmare" Pop Up
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When There Are People Giving Interviews Directly to the Camera
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When Reenactment Matt Gets Punched in the Face Literally Out of Nowhere
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When Reenactment Shelby Loses Her Baby
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When They Move From LA to This Big Creepy House in the Middle of Nowhere
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When It Pans Out to a Wide Shot and There's Something Behind the Tree
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When It's Hailing and It Turns Out to Be Human Teeth
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When Someone Attacks the House at Night and Throws a Garbage Can
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When Reenactment Shelby Nearly Drowns Thanks to Some Crazy Colonial Lady
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When Reenactment Shelby Is Alone in the House and There Are 2 Ghost Nurse Ladies
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When That Dead Pig Shows Up on the Door Step
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When Angela Bassett aka Reenactment Lee Shows Up . . .
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But She Also Has a Pill Addiction
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When the Locals Arrive With Torches
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When They Get Locked in the Basement and That Creepy Film Comes On
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When They Finally Get Out of the Basement and All Those Creepy Stick People Are Strung Up
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When Reenactment Shelby Is Like "Nope" and Straight-Up Leaves
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When She Accidentally Hits That Colonial Lady With Her Car
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When She Chases the Colonial Woman Into the Woods
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And Then She Gets Totally Lost
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When the Forest Is Legitimately Breathing
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When All the People With Torches Surround Her
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When That Scalped Guy Stumbles Forward in All His Terror
Bye forever.