25 Things We All Felt During That Insane American Horror Story Premiere

It's here, it's here! The sixth season of American Horror Story premiered on Wednesday night, and we finally got an idea of what we're in for in the episodes to come. In terms of what the theme is, it looks like we'll be focused on the lost Roanoke Colony. And, in addition to seeing the new cast of characters and getting a preview of what's ahead, well, there was just a lot to take in. Let's go over all the feelings we felt during the first chapter in this strange new world.

01
When the Show Says the Following Is Based on True Events
HBO

When the Show Says the Following Is Based on True Events

02
When There's a Graphic Imagery Warning
Fox

When There's a Graphic Imagery Warning

03
When the Words "My Roanoke Nightmare" Pop Up
The CW

When the Words "My Roanoke Nightmare" Pop Up

04
When There Are People Giving Interviews Directly to the Camera
Comedy Central

When There Are People Giving Interviews Directly to the Camera

05
When Reenactment Matt Gets Punched in the Face Literally Out of Nowhere
NBC

When Reenactment Matt Gets Punched in the Face Literally Out of Nowhere

06
When Reenactment Shelby Loses Her Baby
NBC

When Reenactment Shelby Loses Her Baby

08
When It Pans Out to a Wide Shot and There's Something Behind the Tree
The CW

When It Pans Out to a Wide Shot and There's Something Behind the Tree

09
When It's Hailing and It Turns Out to Be Human Teeth
The White House

When It's Hailing and It Turns Out to Be Human Teeth

10
When Someone Attacks the House at Night and Throws a Garbage Can
Disney

When Someone Attacks the House at Night and Throws a Garbage Can

11
When Reenactment Shelby Nearly Drowns Thanks to Some Crazy Colonial Lady
Showtime

When Reenactment Shelby Nearly Drowns Thanks to Some Crazy Colonial Lady

12
When Reenactment Shelby Is Alone in the House and There Are 2 Ghost Nurse Ladies
Fox

When Reenactment Shelby Is Alone in the House and There Are 2 Ghost Nurse Ladies

13
When That Dead Pig Shows Up on the Door Step
A&E

When That Dead Pig Shows Up on the Door Step

15
But She Also Has a Pill Addiction
The CW

But She Also Has a Pill Addiction

16
When the Locals Arrive With Torches
NBC

When the Locals Arrive With Torches

17
When They Get Locked in the Basement and That Creepy Film Comes On
NBC

When They Get Locked in the Basement and That Creepy Film Comes On

18
When They Finally Get Out of the Basement and All Those Creepy Stick People Are Strung Up
Fox

When They Finally Get Out of the Basement and All Those Creepy Stick People Are Strung Up

19
When Reenactment Shelby Is Like "Nope" and Straight-Up Leaves
The CW

When Reenactment Shelby Is Like "Nope" and Straight-Up Leaves

20
When She Accidentally Hits That Colonial Lady With Her Car
Universal Pictures

When She Accidentally Hits That Colonial Lady With Her Car

22
And Then She Gets Totally Lost
NBC

And Then She Gets Totally Lost

23
When the Forest Is Legitimately Breathing
Universal Pictures

When the Forest Is Legitimately Breathing

24
When All the People With Torches Surround Her
AMC

When All the People With Torches Surround Her

25
When That Scalped Guy Stumbles Forward in All His Terror
NBC

When That Scalped Guy Stumbles Forward in All His Terror

Bye forever.