The Beckhams arrived at Westminster Abbey looking, well, unbelievably posh. David is wearing a Ralph Lauren Purple Label suit (he fulfilled my royal wishes by wearing tails and accessorizing with a top hat), and Victoria looks polished in a navy blue sheath dress — a modified version of look No. 2 from her Fall 2011 collection. Her hair is pulled back into a long, stick-straight ponytail, topped with a gorgeous Philip Treacy hat. She's also wearing her trademark sky-high Louboutins and mysterious pout. What do you think of the Beckhams' royal wedding attire?