If only all of us could play out our alter egos the way The Beastie Boys do. While I have to resort to Halloween, or theme parties, if you're as Fab and famous as these guys, you can do it via music videos. Playing both the heroes and the villains, the boys do '70s cop like no one's business. They covered it all: chops, 'staches, donuts, old-school briefcases, striped ties, aviators, and moptops. And, they had the moves: running down stairwells, sliding on car hoods, and jumping between buildings. I do believe the boys did their own stunts, too. I always chuckle at around 2:27 when the obviously fake body falls from a building. Yep, they've got the skills to pay the bills.