"She's a disaster! Can't walk at all. Make her go faster! Not very tall." That's fashion and style director of Vanity Fair Michael Roberts taking a jab at the catwalks. If you want to hear more cheeky poetry about the fashion industry, pick up Roberts's book Fashion Victims: The Catty Catalogue of Stylish Casualties ($22). It's a quick, fun read, dedicated to avant-garde darling Isabella Blow. From designers to auctions, trends to fur, heels to editors, the author has something witty to rhyme for all things style-related. It's nice to know he doesn't take himself, or his job, too seriously!