I'm all for twenties-inspired flapper headgear, and Marc Jacobs is the king of eclecticism, but put them together and what do you get? This Marc by Marc Jacobs Sequin Applique Bow Headband, $58, a mashup of stars and moons and denim which makes me squeal, "Oh my!" It might be cute on a five-year-old, but on me? I'll pass. What about you?