If lodging "zings" is an art, Michael Kors is the Michelangelo of crafting witty yet potent one-liners. Never was his craft so on display as during his tenure on the Project Runway panel. The designer could always be counted on to provide the voice of reason, if the voice of reason belonged to an accomplished veteran of the fashion community (and why shouldn't it?). So while his runway designs [1] and ready-to-wear pieces are worthy of daily celebration, we are paying homage to the birthday boy who turns 55 today with a send-up of his finest quotes. Michael, take it away!
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It Literally Looked Like Toilet Paper Caught in a Windstorm
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She Looks Like a Transvestite Flamenco Dancer at Her Funeral
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Comme des Garcons Goes to the Amish Country
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Tin Man/Hershey Kiss/Ballerina
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A Checklist of Everything That Could Turn Tacky
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Bridesmaids Under the Sea
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That Crotch Is Insane
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She Looks Like a Disco Soccer Ball
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She Looks Like Her Ass Is in Her Front
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You're a Mess Just Standing — Traveling, You're Just Going to Be Like a Homeless Person
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She Just Looked Like Rigatoni Mad Max
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Maybe the Model's Just Too Thin and She Ate Her Outfit
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She's From the Republic of Cocktail Land
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She Is Pooping Fabric
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Tight Satin? No Human Being Should Wear Tight Satin
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