Look, we love our friends and all, but nobody gets us like Carrie Bradshaw when she sums up our charmingly messy lives in one sentence. When Romy and Michele fight over the titles of Mary and Rhoda, we're right there with them, because we're totally the Mary. And who doesn't relate to the plight of being as attractive as Derek Zoolander? So these are the quotes that we risk the dirty looks for and recite in unison with the characters when they hit our screens. Get ready to shout them along with us.